How about a history lesson with a side of clogged arteries?
If Virginia is for lovers, Charleston is for romance.
Cowboys, cowboy hats, cattle. Welcome to Dallas.
If you like your burgers to come with a side of burgers, this is for you.
Because why not become a regular at a restaurant in a country I'm only visiting for nine days?
For the bland friend you all know (or are).
If the Devil Went Down To Georgia and Robert Johnson sold his soul for the Blues, this would be the result.
Beer-drinking and fish-feeding (but maybe not necessarily in that order).
Finally, a reason to use these Constitution glasses.